Project Phases

I’m browsing through some standard guide for C++ project, and I came across a site, and I found this (is a joke though) :

6 Phases of a Project

  1. Enthusiasm
  2. Disillusionment
  3. Panic
  4. A Search for the Guilty
  5. The Punishment of the Innocent
  6. Praise and Honor for the Non-Participants

Flow Chart for Project Decision Making

                       +---------+
| START |
+---------+
|
V
YES +------------+ NO
+---------------| DOES THE |---------------+
| | DAMN THING | |
V | WORK? | V
+------------+ +------------+ +--------------+ NO
| DON'T FUCK | | DID YOU FUCK |-----+
| WITH IT | | WITH IT? | |
+------------+ +--------------+ |
| | |
| | YES |
| V |
| +------+ +-------------+ +---------------+ |
| | HIDE | NO | DOES ANYONE |<------| YOU DUMBSHIT! | |
| | IT |<----| KNOW? | +---------------+ |
| +------+ +-------------+ |
| | | |
| | V |
| | +-------------+ +-------------+ |
| | | YOU POOR | YES | WILL YOU | |
| | | BASTARD |<------| CATCH HELL? |<-----+
| | +-------------+ +-------------+
| | | |
| | | | NO
| | V V
| V +-------------+ +------------+
+-------------->| STOP |<------| SHITCAN IT |
+-------------+ +------------+

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